Tag Archive for 'Three Minutes'

Grandma Test

by Richard I really hate hearing cute things from the mouths of babes. Unless, of course, they’re from my own little dude. Then they’re pearls of wisdom from young mouths, ready to be sent out into the wide world to reap their just benefits. Or something like that. Still, sometimes I hear stuff that just [...]

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Yeeeaaarrrrrgggghhh!!! USA! USA! USA!

by Richard Every four years I get reminded that professional soccer still exists. The World Cup starts and I start watching. And every four years I get reminded that I’m an idiot for not paying attention for the previous three years. As I write this, we’re about three minutes removed from the USA’s dramatic win [...]

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Born Brainless

by Richard Now, it’s a well-known fact that little dudes don’t have well-developed frontal lobes and, thus, tend to make really bad decisions. However, I didn’t know the undeveloped frontal lobes of elementary school little dudes and dudettes were actively anti-survival. Until Friday, that is. I do a lot of volunteer work at Speed Racer’s [...]

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