Tag Archive for 'teenagers'

It Can Wait. Or Else.

More American teens die from the result of texting than drinking. Serious as a heart attack here, dudes. It’s not drinking and driving that is taking out our teens (although it is doing its share, no question), but, rather, it’s texting and driving. Chilling new research from the Cohen Children’s Medical Center in New York suggests that [...]

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The Difference Between Literal And Metaphorical? One Dead Body

It’s a good thing that teenagers, both dudes and dudettes, don’t really understand the literal meaning of literal. I mean, I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve heard one young dude or the other plead with me, “Please don’t do that, Dad. I will literally die of embarrassment.” “Really?” I ask. “Literally die?” “Don’t [...]

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Can You Hear Me?

Seriously, dudes. Just shut the mouths for a second. Stop talking and listen. I know, I know. I understand the irony. Here I am, talking every day and never shutting up and I’m telling you dudes and dudettes to knock off the noise. I get it. Still, I think it’s pretty good advice. See, I [...]

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