For a lot of dudes, the responsibility for a kid ends once they get their partner pregnant. After that, they think, it’s a woman’s job. Barry and I, rather obviously, disagree with that.
It’s the responsibility of every dude with a kid to spend as much time as possible with that kid. She’s going to need [...]
Playtime
July 1st, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Babies
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Freaky Friday: Smells Like Teen Sleep
June 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment · A Dude's Guide to Kids
My two older little dudes, Sarcasmo and Zippy the Monkey Boy, both tend to really hate me when the clock rolls around to 9 p.m. on weeknights during the school year. That’s when they have to be in bed. I don’t care how old they are. We feel like teenagers need as much sleep as [...]
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Rip van Teenager
June 18th, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids
I swear. Sometimes I’m positive that Zippy the Monkey Boy has died in his sleep. It’s the only explanation that comes to mind when I look at a clock and realize that it’s after noon and he still hasn’t crawled out of bed. Either that or it’s summer. I’m going with the first expression. It’s [...]
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