by Richard The other day, I woke up and — as usual — got outside so I could walk Buzz, the garbage disposal that walks like a dog. It’s a bit of a scheduling nightmare considering I have to squeeze in Buzz’s walk between dynamiting Zippy the Monkey Boy out of bed early and being [...]Share on Facebook
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by Richard I get the feeling I need to be paying the estate of Lynnyrd Skynnyrd a lot of money. I keep wandering around the young dudes and asking out loud, “What’s that smell?” No, it’s not the smell of burned and overcooked food wafting from my kitchen. I’m pretty sure it’s dudefunk. Or it’s [...]Share on Facebook
by Richard With high-school graduation coming up with all the subtlety of a rampaging gorilla (and just about as good a smell), we’re trying to get the house reading for the predicted swarm of relatives and other assorted guests. And that means it’s time to give the house a good cleaning out. I don’t have [...]Share on Facebook