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Charlotte Parent: Curse Of The Open Mouth

Way back in once upon a time time, if you dudes heard me screaming, “Golfcarts!” you knew I was having an appalling moment.

No, not a normal curse word, but I think we can all agree that no one has ever accused me of being normal and made it stick.

As far as I’m concerned, there are no inherently bad words. No words that, when used, will hurt the listener or the speaker. Which means that words only have the impact that we as a culture give them.

Which is what makes cursing so much fun for young dudes.

Today at Charlotte Parent, where I’ll be blogging under our Stay-At-Home Dudes column name, I’m talking about curse words. And how a little dude who couldn’t remember a simple request if his life depended on it, will never forget the one time “$h!+” slips out of your mouth.

Join us, won’t you, as we all head to Charlotte Parent for the day?

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Charlotte Parent: Road Rage

I always wondered why passengers in my car seemed scared of me even weeks after I drove them somewhere.

I knew it wasn’t the driving. I was and am a relatively good driver. I mean, people trust their kids with me in the car. Well, they do now.

No, it turns out, the reason I scared dudes was my constant screaming at the other drivers. I could have been the model for road rage. An interesting lesson that I’m discussing at our other home today.

Yep, it’s Tuesday.

Which means, or at least has meant for the last couple of months, that I’m over at Charlotte Parent, blogging under our Stay-At-Home Dudes column.

Go check us out. We’ll be back tomorrow.

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Sunday Show: Godzilla 2014

“You’re not fooling anybody when you say that what happened was a natural disaster. You’re lying!

“. . . Because what’s really happening is you’re hiding something out there. (slowed-down scary Inception horn) And it is going to send us back to the stone age!”

Walter White is ticked, yo!

Godzilla no longer is a lumpy man in a rubber suit, but a force of nature that cannot be killed, that cannot be stopped and most clearly points out the folly of men.Seriously, dudes, I can’t believe just how excited I am for the new Godzilla movie that’s coming out soon. I mean, sure, I used to love the old movies, where I could make fun of the dude in the rubber suit walking around and knocking over models, with the horrible dubbing. That was fun.

The last two attempts. . . Well, the less said the better.

This movie. . . dudes!

The guy in the rubber suit has left the building. What took his place was a force of nature, which most easily points out the folly of men.

This should be good. Oh, so very good. Just thinking about the sound of Godzilla’s scream at the end of the trailer. . . Goosebumps.


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