Tag Archive for 'Right Arm'

In The Land Of The Armless, The One-Armed Man Is King

by Richard To quote Mel Brooks, “It’s good to be the king.” Or at least it would be if I really were in the land of the armless. Unfortunately, I’m in the normal land here where most everybody has two arms, two hands and can actually get stuff done. Yep, you guessed right. It’s time [...]

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I Live!

by Richard Apparently, I’m not nearly as funny as I think I am when I’m under anesthesia. When I woke up from shoulder surgery, I began confessing to murder. “Okay,” I said, “I admit it. I killed the wife of Dr. Richard Kimble.” Get it? The old tv show called “The Fugitive?” He was searching [...]

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Freaky Friday: Ow!

by Richard Unless you’re up really, really, really early and are really, really, really bored, by the time you read this today, I’ll probably be completely knocked out, spread out on an operating table and having people poke around inside me with sharp, metal instruments. Yep, I’m in surgery today. I’m having my right shoulder [...]

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