The aliens have arrived. We’ve found a signal in the static. It’s a countdown. I’m sure it’s nothing, though. They’d never have a saucer hovering over the White House if they meant us harm. Right?
Oops.
Well, I guess it’s a good thing I’m not talking about the movie, Independence Day, but rather about the holiday of [...]
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No, I’m not talking politics. I’m talking the Christmas clean up. Finally, finally, finally, we’ve managed to get everything boxed away and put back up in the attic. For the first time since about three weeks before Halloween, our house is back to the way it should have been.
And by that I mean it’s only [...]
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Okay, not really. I mean, come on. When I’ve got something like this, well, I’ve just got to comment on it. Go ahead, click on the word “this” in the last sentence. I mean, seriously, take the time, read the story and then get back to me. I’ll wait.
Back already? That was quick. So, there [...]
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