Well, that’s not actually 100 percent factually true, yeah?
I mean, if you don’t want it, all you’ve got to do is stay inside and don’t venture out to a certain Barnes & Noble Booksellers today during two very certain hours.
Not like we can force you to get in your car today (Saturday), drive the couple of miles to 4020 Sharon Road, Charlotte, NC 28211 and visit the Morrison Place Barnes & Noble, which is just down Sharon Road from the South Park Mall, get there just before 10 am and stay through noon.
Or is it?
No. No, we can’t.
Still, it sounds like a bit of fun, yeah?
Not only will Barry and I be there from 10 am to noon, but we’ll be signing and selling copies of A Dude’s Guide to Babies, now available in electronic format, the best how-to book for dudes, by dudes and featuring a laugh a page at the very least. We’re also there during story time for tots. Yep, you can bring the little dudes and dudettes with you, drop the sweet anklebiters off at story time and then go buy a few books just because.
What with Father’s Day coming up in just the next few weeks, isn’t now the perfect time to find that gift for the new dad that you’ve been meaning to buy? Or maybe for that dude who’s getting ready to be a dad and is only now realizing it’s for reals and is starting to panic?
Why, yes. That does sound like a good idea.
Heck, why not buy a couple of extras just to have around the house so you’ll have the perfect gift the next time you get invited to a baby shower?
Why not, indeed.
So we hope to see you there today. Remember, it’s from 10-noon at the Barnes & Noble in Morrison Place, that’s 4020 Sharon Road in Charlotte.
Can you really afford to miss out on this opportunity? Were we will probably be asking more questions that deserve only rhetorical answers? Or was it rhetorical questions? Did you know I spelled rhetorical without falling back on spell check?