The thing you have to understand about Las Vegas. . . The one thing you really have to understand about this place of sin, debauchery and fun here in the deserts of Nevada is this, dudes.
If there is a thing that’s worth doing. It’s worth overdoing.
And overdoing again.
And overdoing yet again. I’m telling you dudes, this place is absolutely outrageous. On those few occasions when I could pry my friends out of the Caesar’s Casino Sports Book, I was able to go slouching around in the original American city of sin. We all decided that, all things being equal, there’s only one job that could be labeled as the absolute worst here in Las Vegas. That would be the person who has to change the burned-out lightbulbs on the signs in this city.
The crazy thing is this: The city has actually switched to those swirly eco bulbs to save energy. Yes, save energy. On the approximately seven hundred thousand jillion lightbulbs currently burning every night and most days here. Well, at least there would be some job security.
That is one very, very busy dude. That’s a job worth overdoing. And he’d have to be overdoing it. Welcome to Las Vegas.