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Sunday Shocker: Lizard People In Our Midst

You cannot deny it.

The signs are everywhere.

Our lizard overlords are slipping. No longer perfectly concealed as people of power and influence, more and more REAL HUMANS are seeing the terrible truth.

The alien lizard people are here and they are in charge.

Despite so-called “denials” from, among others, the so-called “John Key, ” Prime Minister of New Zealand, we know the TRUTH.

“To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I’ve taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I’m not a reptile,” a smiling Mr Key said today. “So I’m certainly not a reptile. I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.”

Oh “he” thinks he’s so cute, doesn’t he. But we know the TRUTH!!!!

We’ve known since 1988 and the release of vaunted freedom fighter Nada could see the aliens with special sunglasses, but we aren't that lucky. We have to discover the TRUTH on our own.John Carpenter’s “movie” They Live, A thinly veiled allegory about a secret race of aliens taking over the world. Nada, the character played by “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, could see the aliens with the aid of special sunglasses.

We don’t have that luxury in our never-ending quest to expose the Alien Lizard Men bent on conquest. We can only rely on the TRUTH to set us free!

And the TRUTH has been set free: Mr. Piper recently tweeted the TRUTH that

They Live is a documentary!!

Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper)

Nada once said: “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. . . and I’m all out of bubblegum!”

You are on notice, Alien Lizard Overlords! We Earthicans are out of bubblegum! And your are OUT OF TIME!

No, I’m not bored. Why do you ask?

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Another Peek At The Future

by Richard

The future keeps breaking through into the present, usually in ways we never thought it would.

For instance, today I’m getting ready to take Sarcasmo on a trip to Idaho for a look at another bit of education. I’m coming back. He’s not.

Hyper Lad is away at Camp Cheerio.

The only one of the young dudes still home is Zippy the Monkey Boy, who just returned from a near-month-long trip to Fiji, New Zealand and Australia (makes me wish I was one of my own kids) and is getting ready to head off to the University of North Carolina Wilmington in just about a month.

So we’re down to one kid, two adults, two cats, a dog and a bird.

Yeah, the nest officially is getting a little bit emptier.

Especially considering Zippy the Monkey Boy is the type to sleep in until someone goes into his room and tips his bed over onto the floor. Mornings are going to be pretty quiet for the next little while.

I guess it’s something I’ll have to get used to.

When school starts up Aug. 27, it’s going to be quite real and quite quiet.

Hyper Lad is off to school by 8:30 am and that’s it. Nothing to do with kids until he gets home near 5 pm.

Still not sure how this is going to work. I mean, I haven’t had to cook for only three people (one child) for a long, long time. I have a feeling I’m going to be making a lot of accidental leftovers for the first couple of months.

Maybe I can buy that huge storage fridge I’ve had my eye on for a while. Get a place to put the stuff away . . . Well, realistically, never look at it again. Making leftovers? Yeah, I’m good at that. Serving leftovers? Not so much.

Of course, with Zippy the Monkey Boy leaving the house, our grocery bill will almost immediately come down a substantial amount since I’ll no longer have to buy his, and his alone, normal ration of 2.5 gallons of milk per week.

Ah well. That’s in the future, which is only waving hi this week. I’m sure it’ll be coming for a much longer visit next month.

Until then. . .

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