The first time I got drunk I was a bit more than a year old. Now, I bring that up not to denigrate my mom and dad, although, really, come on, Dad. What were you thinking? Just because you and Mom didn’t drink, you thought it would be funny to watch a little dude who [...]
The Age Of Drinking
November 11th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
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Presented Without Comment
October 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life, A Dude's Guide to Marriage
Okay, not really. I mean, come on. When I’ve got something like this, well, I’ve just got to comment on it. Go ahead, click on the word “this” in the last sentence. I mean, seriously, take the time, read the story and then get back to me. I’ll wait.
Back already? That was quick. So, there [...]
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You Still Suck*
October 22nd, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids
While our oldest little dude gave up the binky pretty much cold turkey, our middle little dude stretched our patience to the breaking point and beyond. Sort of a template for how he’d be working with me and his mom for the rest of his life. Oh, yes. The good old days.
Our middle little dude [...]
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