Tag Archive for 'Metaphorically'

Stop Hitting Yourself. Stop Hitting Yourself. Stop Hitting Yourself.

by Richard Okay. I’ll freely admit this, dudes. One of my favorite games as I was growing up was played with my sister. Mostly it consisted of me grabbing her hand and then smacking said hand into her face. As you might have guessed, I’d accompany this brilliant game with what passed for witty banter [...]

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Wait Five Minutes

by Richard In Texas where I grew up, there’s an old saying: If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes. Well, I’ve waited twenty minutes and it’s still no good and I’m just about fed up with it. I mean, seriously. This last week or so has been the worst weather of the winter [...]

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Sunday Serenade: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

by Richard Meat Loaf — the singer, not the meal — is something that could only have happened in the 1970s. We were still coming out of our disco-induced haze, still hung up on overproduced shows featuring even-more-flamboyant-than-normal rock stars who tried to sell us on the idea that they lived not only larger than [...]

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