My youngest little dude hates me forever. Again. This time it’s because I won’t get him a cell phone of his very own. “But, Daaaaaadd, all my friends have one!” I don’t even bother with the cliff response. I just told him no. Repeatedly. While it’s true that several of his friends do have cell [...]
No Cell Phones for Pre-Teens
November 20th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids, A Dude's Guide to Life
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Blogging About Blogging Is Still A Sin
November 12th, 2008 · No Comments · Dear Dude!, Misc. Stuff
And I still love to live life on the edge so here it is, once again, that time of the month when I get stretched thin searching for ideas with which to pummel you people and I delve into the monstrous volume of statistics this site generates. Well, anyway, it feels like a monster sometimes.
Over [...]
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The Shower From Heck
November 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
No adult should ever have to try and get clean in a shower that belongs almost exclusively to a teenage boy. Just. Really. Trust me on this one, it’s not right in the least.
I and my wife, known to some as She Who Must Take Two Showers A Day Or You Will Be Forced To [...]
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