In what will surely be counted many years from now as one of the clearest signs of the impending apocalypse, Barry and I are going to be on television. And we won’t be standing in front of a sign showing our height or holding a placard with our names and inmate numbers up in front [...]Share on Facebook
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by Richard Losing a body part, dude. . . That’s tough. It’s not like losing some hair or a nail. That stuff grows back. But as soon as you get to stuff that can generously be called parts — teeth, eyes, organs, limbs — that’s when the limits of nature’s regenerative bonus ends. Well, for [...]Share on Facebook
by Richard Oh, yeah. Today is the day we set aside to honor the family unit. No, not that unit. Minds. Gutters. Disinvite, people. Disinvite. What I’m talking about is, of course, Father’s Day. The day we all get together and say, “The who? Oh, yeah, right. That guy. Yeah, we should probably do something [...]Share on Facebook