March 19th, 2012 by Richard
by Richard Apparently, the answer to today’s headline is an actual yes. Color me stunned. (Actually, what color would that be? I mean, angry is red. Greedy or jealous is green. Yellow is cowardice. Seriously, what would be the color of stunned? Purple, maybe? Well, a question for another time.) According to a recent story [...]
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June 24th, 2011 by Richard
by Richard For years, Hyper Lad has been drooling after one thing and one thing only: He saw a five-pound Gummi Bear on a television show a while back and he’s wanted one ever since. Gummi Bears are a kind of candy, sort of a hard jelly shaped like the traditional iconic image of a [...]
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January 1st, 2010 by Richard
by Richard All right, time to rub the sleep gunk out of your eyes and the other kinds of gunk out of other places. I’m not going to go into too much detail on that one. There are some things I just don’t need to know. And neither do you. In fact, just forget I [...]
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