We are all of us time travelers. What? You didn’t know? Yep. We’re all moving into the future one second at a time. Okay, sure, that’s a bit of a cheat, but that doesn’t mean it’s not true. Right now, I’d like to talk about the kind of time travel that sneaks up on you [...]
Freaky Friday: Time Travel
April 24th, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids, Freaky Friday
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And Now For Something. . .
February 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Misc. Stuff
Growing up, I never thought I’d be the kind of guy who’d get puked on every day. And I never, not ever in my wildest delusional fever dreams, thought I’d get to sort of like it, in a kind of sick, twisted way.
Okay, so I don’t really get puked on. It’s actually more like spit [...]
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Not Angry, Just Disappointed
January 6th, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
It seems that here in North Carolina, we’ve got ourselves a married lady governor. Her name is Bev Perdue. Normally when a man is the leader of a state or nation, his wife is called the first lady. We don’t have that much experience in what to call the man married to a head of [...]
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