For years, I was a giant among men. Well, among a number of little dudes anyway. As long as we didn’t go anywhere near my dad (or my brother-in-law)(or my wife’s brother), I was always the tallest dude in the house. Until last year, that is. And until my wife, known to some as She [...]
Howdy Up There!
October 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment · A Dude's Guide to Kids
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I Didn’t Major in Education
September 4th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
In fact, I specifically tried to stay as far away from that stuff as possible since it raised the dreaded specter of me having to do actual math that didn’t involve trying to figure out how many cans were in a case. (24, just in case you were, you know, wondering.) And, yet, here I [...]
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