There’s something to be said for immaturity. And, no, it’s not nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. That would be just silly. What I’m talking about is a moment I shared recently with my youngest little dude.
Speed Racer is a rising fifth grader. He’s a double-digit midget (10 years old) and, [...]
Nighttime Questions
June 30th, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids
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The Inevitable Return Of The Hypothetical Caterpillar
April 18th, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids
It’s baaaaacckkkk. (Cue music from Poltergeist) Now that ROTC uniform day is finished for my oldest little dude, the hypothetical caterpillar crawling over his upper lip has made a return engagement. See, on uniform day, the ROTC members have to wear their uniforms (duh) and they also have to be very well groomed. Shaved, you [...]
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Save The Last Dance. . .
March 28th, 2009 · 2 Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids
Today is a big day here in the house. Today is the day that my middle little dude becomes the first of the next generation to go to a prom. Yes, with a date, even. So, yeah, that’s pretty much a big deal.
The middle little dude goes to a small private school so the entire [...]
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