My two older little dudes, Sarcasmo and Zippy the Monkey Boy, both tend to really hate me when the clock rolls around to 9 p.m. on weeknights during the school year. That’s when they have to be in bed. I don’t care how old they are. We feel like teenagers need as much sleep as [...]
Freaky Friday: Smells Like Teen Sleep
June 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment · A Dude's Guide to Kids
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Sit And Spin
June 14th, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids
Little dudes are creatures of habit. Because they’re so young, they really only know how to do what they’ve already done a hundred times before. Just like most pets, really. Still, that does make for a little difficulty when you’re trying to let them grow up and take care of stuff on their own. Like [...]
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Freaky Friday: Lockdown
June 5th, 2009 · No Comments · Freaky Friday
Last month, I talked about how locks are a parent’s best friend if they don’t want to have intimate encounters suddenly interrupted by inquisitive little dudes or dudettes. Well, it seems as if there is one dude who didn’t get this message.
Meet Marc Weber Tobias, a lock maker’s worst nightmare. Tobias grew up fascinated by [...]
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