Tag Archive for 'First Contact'

Invasion Of The Giant Lego Dudes

by Richard They come from out of the sea! Giant! Mysterious! What are they? Will mankind survive first contact with the . . . Giant Lego Men? No, seriously. Well, partially seriously. I don’t know about invasion, but there really are giant Lego dudes washing ashore all over the place. The latest incursion was on [...]

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To Santa-Size Or Not To Santa-Size. That Is The Question.

by Richard Hey! Shakespeare. Who’da thunk there’d be a Shakespeare reference here? Not me, that’s for sure. Anyway, we’re back with five more tips on helping you dudes stay healthy during the holiday season. Obviously, not eating a lot of junk would be step one, but I think we can go into a bit more [...]

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Wrapped Up

I rather pity my little dudes. They think Santa has all the wrapping ability of a coked-out, epileptic chimpanzee that has had his thumbs cut off and surgically reattached to his forehead. Although, really, they’re not sure why the thumbs ended up on the chimp’s forehead. One of life’s little mysteries. The problem, of course, [...]

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