Hope, says the cliché, springs eternal. You might hope the kicker misses that next field goal. You might hope your dude wins the election. Or, if you were a cat, you might hope for dumb birds. Very, very dumb birds.
My oldest little dude owns an orange cat named Naranja. We thought we were being cute [...]
Dumb Birds
September 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment · A Dude's Guide to Life, Misc. Stuff
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Sugar’s Sad Sob Story
September 12th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids, A Dude's Guide to Life
Yes, I do like alliteration. Why do you ask? Anyway, it seems like the forces of healthy eating have scored a victory. Minor, but a victory nonetheless. According to the American Beverage Association, sugary soft drinks amounted to less than 25 percent of the bevvies sold in schools last year. What this means is that [...]
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Real Men Might Not Eat Quiche, but Real Dudes Do
June 16th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Cooking, A Dude's Guide to Kids, A Dude's Guide to Life, A Dude's Guide to Marriage
I’m guessing I never was a real man. Back in the ’80s there was a saying that real men don’t eat quiche. I’m guessing it had something to do with the foofy sounding name. Still, I loved the stuff. Couldn’t get enough of it, which might help explain my tendency toward being overweight. Still, that’s [...]
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