A Dude’s Guide

As I was walking back to the car after my youngest little dude’s football game, I heard the following conversation.
Little Dude in Pads: Dad, I made two tackles. That means you owe me $2.
Dad: Next week, I’m going to make it that you have to get a tackle and win the game to get any [...]

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No, I’m not talking about the movie (although it was great). I’m talking about the triathlon event in which you start by swimming 2.4 miles, follow that up with a 112-mile bike ride and then finish up with a marathon (26.2 miles). And my wife, known to many as She Who Lost Her Marbles Long, [...]

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Admittedly, I’m mostly posting this one because I just wanted to have the phrase “Ugly Eyeballs” as the title of something. It just speaks to me. Anyway, there’s this artist named Bill Zeman who has a three-year-old daughter. The daughter makes a number of requests for different drawings. She is also a very harsh critic.
This [...]

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