There’s something to be said for immaturity. And, no, it’s not nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. That would be just silly. What I’m talking about is a moment I shared recently with my youngest little dude.
Speed Racer is a rising fifth grader. He’s a double-digit midget (10 years old) and, [...]
Nighttime Questions
June 30th, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids
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Respond, Darn It
March 2nd, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
See, the last time I threw a party (for the underaged dudes, of course. Nobody wants to party with me.), I sent out more than 20 invitations. In total, five people responded. I figured, sure, that means five people will show up and prepared accordingly. Unfortunately, it seems as if rudeness has become routine here [...]
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The Cruelest Month
February 28th, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Marriage
I hate February. I really, really hate February. And it has nothing whatsoever to do with dreary days and cold-as-heck nights. No, my problem with February is the television schedule. This is the month that has both American Idol and Survivor on to torment the willing and to drag the unwilling down into reality-show hell [...]
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