Categories: A Dude's Guide to Health, A Dude's Guide to Teens
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Let’s face it, dudes. Smoking is stupid.
Not only will using it as recommended lead to cancer and possible heart attacks, but it’s going to make you look like complete crap while marching you down that stinky pathway to your grave.
Don’t believe me? Let’s look at the indisputable visual evidence, shall we?
Tell me, which twin was the smoker?
Not so difficult to figure that one out, yeah?
Actual researchers decided that it was time people realized that smoking doesn’t just make your insides ugly as sin, but also gets to work on your outsides (where other people can see you) as well. So, from 2007 to 2010, they recruited 79 pairs of identical twins in which one twin smoked and the other twin didn’t.
A professional photographer took pictures of each participant and then judges graded each face on the number and deepness of wrinkles and several other standardized measures.
As noted in one of the most recent issues of Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery, the results were rather alarming.
Smoking twins compared with their nonsmoking counterparts had worse scores for upper eyelid skin redundancy [i.e. lax eyelid tissue, the result of gravity, loss of tissue elasticity, and weakening of the connective], lower lid bags, malar bags [aka "cheek bags"], nasolabial folds [the "smile-lines" that run from your nose to your mouth], upper lip wrinkles, lower lip vermillion wrinkles, and jowls. Lower lid hyperpigmentation [thought to contribute to dark under-eye circles] in the smoking group fell just short of statistical significance. Transverse forehead wrinkles, glabellar wrinkles [the vertical lines that form between the eyebrows, where the nose meets the forehead], crow’s feet, and lower lip lines accentuated by puckering did not have a statistically significant differences in scores. Among twins with greater than 5 years’ difference in smoking duration, twins who had smoked longer had worse scores for lower lid bags, malar bags, and lower lip vermillion wrinkles.
As should be obvious just from looking around, some people look much younger than their age. *ahem* And there are some who look — sometimes significantly — older than their actual age.
There are a number of factors that contribute to this premature visual aging. These factors include exposure to excessive sunlight, drinking, weight loss after age 40, weight gain before age 40, and, as should be stunningly obvious by now, smoking.
It’s sometimes hard to convince young dudes and dudettes that smoking can be bad for them. They can deal with the stink of smoke clinging to their clothing and hair (I guess) as long as they think smoking looks cool. This, however, this right here makes a devastating impact on the whole “looking cool” idea.
Forget the fact that smoking will rot your lungs and make you unable to climb three stories without stopping for a rest. Think about this: Smoking makes you look like 17 miles of bad road.
Not a bad way to start off another round of the don’t-smoke conversation with your young dudes and dudettes.Share on Facebook Tags: A Dude's Guide to Health, A Dude's Guide to Teens, cancer, Constructive Surgery, drinking, dude, Dudettes, Ears, Eyebrows, Facial, Forehead, Gravity, Guide, Heart Attacks, Hyper, Labia, Lungs, pictures, punch, Smile, Smokers, Smoking, Stinky, Stupid, Sunlight, Twins, Visual Evidence, Weight Gain, weight loss, Wrinkles, Young Dudes