No, I’m not talking politics. I’m talking the Christmas clean up. Finally, finally, finally, we’ve managed to get everything boxed away and put back up in the attic. For the first time since about three weeks before Halloween, our house is back to the way it should have been.
And by that I mean it’s only [...]
Our Long National Nightmare Is Finally Over
January 4th, 2009 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
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Wrapped Up
December 20th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
I rather pity my little dudes. They think Santa has all the wrapping ability of a coked-out, epileptic chimpanzee that has had his thumbs cut off and surgically reattached to his forehead. Although, really, they’re not sure why the thumbs ended up on the chimp’s forehead. One of life’s little mysteries.
The problem, of course, is [...]
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