My youngest little dude hates me forever. Again. This time it’s because I won’t get him a cell phone of his very own. “But, Daaaaaadd, all my friends have one!” I don’t even bother with the cliff response. I just told him no. Repeatedly. While it’s true that several of his friends do have cell [...]
No Cell Phones for Pre-Teens
November 20th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids, A Dude's Guide to Life
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The Age Of Drinking
November 11th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
The first time I got drunk I was a bit more than a year old. Now, I bring that up not to denigrate my mom and dad, although, really, come on, Dad. What were you thinking? Just because you and Mom didn’t drink, you thought it would be funny to watch a little dude who [...]
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Happy Veteran’s Day
November 10th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
Today in the United States isn’t just a day off from the public schools or a reason why there’s no mail. It’s also a day of celebration, in which we honor those men and women who have served our country by joining the armed forces. Happy Veteran’s Day, everybody!
Go find a vet to kiss. We’ll [...]
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