Tag Archive for 'Cruise Ship'

Crab Mallet

by Richard We were in Alaska for a cruise a couple of years ago. Part of the extended family was off enjoying . . . I don’t know, something or other like a native activity watered down and distorted through the lens of a cruise ship excursion. Zippy the Monkey Boy, Sarcasmo and I had [...]

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Blood Tales: Vivá, Mexico!

by Richard I must have looked like warmed-over death by the time I hit the Freedom of the Seas’ infirmary. I could barely sit upright in the wheelchair and I know forming coherent thoughts was becoming increasingly difficult. As soon as I hit the infirmary proper, I got lifted onto a stretcher and had a [...]

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Blood Tales: Sticking My Nose Where It Doesn’t Belong

by Richard It’s fitting that this part of the story gets to be told on Friday the 13th. It’s a bit ugly, dudes, so hold on. I was in the cabin, trying to rest and recover, while the rest of the family had debarked the Freedom of the Seas cruise ship to enjoy the wonders [...]

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