by Richard
Welcome to October, the most wonderful month of the year. It’s the month when we get to plumb deep into the depths of our fractured psyches, sift through out gooey id and find the most wonderful costumes to bring out our inner us.
Or, conversely, it’s when we can slap on a cheap costume, buy tons of candy and gain 15 pounds just before going into diabetic shock. Your choice, really. I know which one I’m going with.
All hail the Pumpkin King! It’s the month of Halloween!
Speaking as someone who loves Talk Like A Pirate Day far, far too much, let me tell you, Halloween is now and has always been and will always be, the greatest American holiday around.
The candy. The costumes. Scaring the little kids walking around just a little too unwarily. Guessing who’s who. Scaring more little kids. Dressing up in ways that will embarrass your little dudes and dudettes to no end (always easy, but never more so than now). Scaring little kids. And, oh yeah, eating candy.
Perhaps I am a little juvenile about this, but I don’t care. I love Halloween!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time I got the rest of the Halloween decorations (all seven boxes of them) out of the attic, unpacked and put in their proper places. I suggest you get to it as well. I mean, there are only 30 days left until the big event. I know you won’t want to miss it.
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