Dear, Dude!s, Why do all my kids wake up at 5:30 or 6 a.m. during the weekend and, yet, I have to drag them out of bed during the week?
“Dear, dad with kids who are part of the global conspiracy to make their parents crazy,
“Let me guess, your kids are of school age… The answer [...]
Dear Dude!s: Why can’t my kids wake up during the week?
November 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids, Dear Dude!
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I Didn’t Major in Education
September 4th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Life
In fact, I specifically tried to stay as far away from that stuff as possible since it raised the dreaded specter of me having to do actual math that didn’t involve trying to figure out how many cans were in a case. (24, just in case you were, you know, wondering.) And, yet, here I [...]
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