Tag Archive for 'christmas presents'

Rotting Pine

by Barry “There is nothing better than the smell of rotting pine in the air!” Remember when you were a kid and the anticipation leading up to Christmas was driving your parents crazy? The darn smell of rotting pine was a constant reminder of goodies to come…. Well, just imagine what it is like to [...]

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Another Swing Around The Tree

by Richard Surprise! You’re not getting your regular dose of the actual honest-to-goodness Guide today. Instead, I’d like to take a little personal time and tell you about my oldest little dude, George of the Jungle. Today he turns 17 years old. And I find yet another gray hair in my beard. This is an [...]

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Put A Stake Through My Heart, Why Don’t You?

by Richard The other day, I received some grim news. Quite grim indeed. From the so-young-to-be-so-cynical files here’s this newsflash: My youngest little dude, Speed Racer, only age 10.4, has informed me that he no longer believes in Santa Claus. I’ll pause here to allow you all to catch your breaths after that collective gasp [...]

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