It’s a good thing that teenagers, both dudes and dudettes, don’t really understand the literal meaning of literal. I mean, I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve heard one young dude or the other plead with me, “Please don’t do that, Dad. I will literally die of embarrassment.” “Really?” I ask. “Literally die?” “Don’t [...]Share on Facebook
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Yes, dudes, it’s Valentine’s Day. I sure hope you have already purchased/made/found the right gift for your loved one, the gift that says exactly how you feel and will be accurately understood as such. And, yes, I also know that Valentine’s Day is a creepily commercial holiday designed to force people to spend unFSMly amounts [...]Share on Facebook
If you’re some sort of Anglophile or something, you’re probably aware that this is Boxing Day, traditionally celebrated as the day after Christmas. As far as I know, back in the olden times, they celebrated this by having the masters and mistresses of the house wait on the staff, instead of the other way around. [...]Share on Facebook