Tag Archive for 'Amateurs'

The Fools! They Said I Couldn’t Do It! The Fools!

by Richard The first day of April used to be one of my favorite days of the year. These days, eh, not so much. When I was younger, I loved pulling typical juvenile April Fools’ pranks. You know: “What’s on your shirt?” :looks down: ;boinks nose; Real sophisticated humor. As I got older, though, I [...]

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Amateur Night

by Richard This is a night best avoided if at all possible. I don’t mean the night itself, just the drunken, silly, stupid, drunken, obnoxious, swinging-from-the-naked-lights, drunken, hilarity of it all. It’s New Year’s Eve and, as the serious drunks are wont to say, it’s no night for amateurs. Leave the drinking to the professionals. [...]

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Be Careful Out There

Tonight, Wednesday night, is New Year’s Eve. The night when all the amateurs go out and drink themselves into stupidity as a way of celebrating the fact that they made it through another year. All of which means, of course, that it’s going to be dangerous out on the streets tonight, so be careful. There [...]

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