A Dude’s Guide

Come with me now to those thrilling days of yesteryear. When the economy didn’t suck so much and people actually engaged in one of the most beloved/hated of holiday rituals: shopping on the day after Thanksgiving.
I’m going to fall deeply into stereotype here, but it’s been true for almost every person I’ve ever met. If [...]

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This is a special, one might almost say wonderful, day. You see, there’s a preacher down in Grapevine, TX, (near my old stomping grounds) who’s offering advice. He wants married couples to have sex every day, starting today.
Hands up, all the husbands and wives who think this is a great idea. (Sorry, hard to type [...]

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I should have known it was too good to be true. It seems your humble author has fallen for an internet hoax. This is the second time in two days the internet has lied to me. I feel so used. Also? So very, very stupid.
I say this with heavy heart, but it seems that fellatio [...]

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