No, it’s not a vampire story.* Get it? We’re talking about pacifiers, binkies? (well at least that’s what we used to call them) Babies suck on them? All right, probably not the best of jokes, but it was all that spoke to me when it was time for the headline. What brought this up was [...]
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You Suck
October 21st, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Babies, A Dude's Guide to Kids
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Kiddie Colds: Docs Recommend Parents Suffer
October 15th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Babies, A Dude's Guide to Kids, A Dude's Guide to Life
Apparently doctors want us parents to suffer whenever our little dudes do. So, misery really does love company. And will do just about anything to spread itself around. Sort of like cold germs that way. Speaking of cold germs: A group of drug companies and pediatricians recently recommended that parents don’t give over-the-counter cold remedies [...]
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I Just Flu In and Boy Are My Arms Tired
September 29th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Babies, A Dude's Guide to Kids, A Dude's Guide to Life
All right, sue me. I couldn’t help myself with that headline. I’ve a weakness for really, really bad puns. Just ask my wife, known to one as She Who Says One More Pun and You’re A Dead Man. Anyway, with winter (or winter-like weather depending on where you live) gearing up to make an appearance, [...]
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