Yesterday morning I was making my coffee (Peets Coffee) and guess who had moved in? Mrs. Copperhead.
My wife thinks that I am crazy. But I cannot justify killing something just because she made Adam eat an apple.
Having watched 10,000 hours of Discovery Channel and Animal Planet I knew how to sweep her into a bucket with a lid and tape it closed. Then I dropper her off in a nice estuary around the corner.
When I told my wife what I did she got mad and told me I should have killed Mrs. Copperhead. The wife thinks that Mrs. Copperhead is pissed and is going to come back and teach me who’s boss.
Dude!, I thought that I did a good thing by not killing the snake. Now, I’m in the dog house. Again.
I hope Mr. Copperhead doesn’t want to come over for a beer, because is wife is “out of town”,,, I’m not sure I’m up for the company.
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