Fireworks Fail!
by Richard
With the explosive holiday of the Fourth of July safely (I hope) behind us, I’d like to take a second to recognize the idiocy.
Some people seem unable to understand that fireworks are, first and foremost, explosives. Their primary job is to explode. To blow up. Explosively. In other words, you don’t want to be around when these things light off.
Unless you’re one stupid dude.
In which case, you’ll think it’s a good idea to put a bottle rocket between your butt cheeks and light the fuse.
Yeah, someone actually did that.
So, take a few minutes and watch. And be glad it’s not you.
Oh, and there are a few curse words in here (not surprising considering some of the massively unexpected and massively powerful explosions that occur), so make sure all ears in the room are able to handle it.
Enjoy.
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