You know, a lot of dudes make fun of being married. Go see almost any stand-up comic and you’ll hear jokes about how horrible his wife is to him, or what a drag it is being married, or how many pillows he has to keep on his bed.
Not that we’d ever resort to that sort of thing around here. No, sir. Not no way. Not no how. She Who Must Be Placated By Instant And Obsequious Obedience would never allow it.
The bad news for all you unmarried dudes out there, who feel so superior because you can go out to a bar any night of the week and sleep with as many women as you want whenever you want and only have one pillow on your bed and not have to clean the dishes in the sink. . . and have to come home to a dark apartment and cook a TV dinner for one and watch in the dark, lit only by the flickering blue of a reality television rerun.
It turns out marriage is good for us dudes.
From our friends at Frugal Dad, we have the following infographic. Give it a look. I think you’ll enjoy it. If you’re married and want to feel pretty healthy and good about your life.
If you’re not married, well, here’s a link to a picture of a cute ‘lil bunny to make you feel better.
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