by Richard
Seriously, dude. What are you doing on the internet? It’s Thanksgiving. You’re supposed to be gathered in the bosom of your loving family, reminiscing about those sepia-toned days of yore and predicting the fun-filled future.
Well, either that or stuffing yourself full of food, collapsing on the couch and dozing your way through some truly appalling football. I mean, come on? Detroit? Ugh.
Anyway, this will be a short one because I don’t want to take up too much of your time here.
I also won’t be getting all sappy.
See, it’s not that I don’t love Thanksgiving, because, really, I love all the good food. It’s just that I think we shouldn’t confine our thanks for our family, our country and our friends to only one day. I prefer to say thanks to them all on random days, just to surprise them.
So I’ll leave you here with this: I’m thankful there are (at least a few) folks out there who want to read this. I appreciate it and I appreciate you, oh, anonymous reader.
Now get off the internet and go suffer through more family.
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