by Richard
Ooooohhhh. I’m not feeling so good. To quote Mr. Creosote, “Better. Better get a bucket. I’m gonna puke.” I think I might have, possibly, at a remote chance, maybe, just slightly have eaten a bit too much candy.
Yes, I know what you’re saying, dude. No such thing. Well, I think I might have found it. I did a little pre-loading before we went out, snagging some of our candy and stashing it in a small bag for the walk. I knew I wasn’t going to get candy from the houses we stopped at and I for-darn-sure wasn’t going to be getting any from Speed Racer.
Except that I did. In a sort of sneaky way. I grabbed some out of his bag. And the bags of random passers by.
I think I might have a problem. Or not.
Either way, I’m going to take the day off here to rest and recover. And possibly to swear off chocolate forever. Again.
Enjoy the day after, dudes.
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