by Richard
I think I might have already mentioned that I’m growing out my beard and mustache to appallingly long lengths as part of my Halloween costume. And that my wife, known to me as She Who Like’s ‘Em Close Cut, has *ahem* cut off all, ah, access? for the duration because of said wildly growing facial hair.
Well, I’ve got to admit that it has — perhaps — grown a bit too much.
The other night I was playing with the long (no longer ish) beard hairs and I got a really bad idea. I implemented said bad idea and couldn’t stop laughing for a solid hour. My three little dudes were not amused, but I didn’t care. This joke was all for me. But I did need some help to make it truly hilarious.
I waited until my wife, known to me as She Who Wouldn’t Know Punctual If It Bit Her On The Butt, finally got home and then casually showed her the bad idea, implemented. The look of horror was well worth the effort and the wait.
Ah, but the bad idea has been unexplained. I think I’ll turn it over to that old maxim: A picture is worth a thousand words.
And remember: It’s only going to get worse! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
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