My oldest little dude has quite a vocabulary. Unfortunately, you wouldn’t know that if you read most of what he likes to write and hand in for homework assignments. However, since he went to see A Night At The Museum: Battle For The Smithsonian and I did not, I asked him to give me a review that I could post here.
Once he finished gagging and making the sign of the cross at me (warding off evil, I’m guessing) (he really doesn’t like to write anything that resembles school work), he agreed to do it if I would do the typing. So, without further ado, here’s the oldest little dude with a review of the movie.
L.O.L.
Yeah, rather concise, even when he’s not doing the typing. Fortunately, I managed to drag a little more out of him.
I really loved the Albert Einstein bobble-head dolls. I would fall down prostrate and worship them, if they’re really in the Smithsonian.
The monkeys were hilarious. They kept slapping Dexter and he slapped them back. I could not stop laughing.
So, what was it that was battling for the Smithsonian?
Dude, I’m not going to tell you that. You’ll have to go and see the movie. What do you think? It’s my purpose to make things easier for you?
I live in hope.
Oh, ha ha. You’re so funny, Dad.
I’m glad someone recognizes that. So what else did you like about the movie?
Everything. It was awesome and funny and hilarious. Unlike you.
You wound me. Anything else you’d like to add?
You’ve got to see it. Everybody needs to see it. It’s a great movie.
So, how many dudes?
What?
How many dudes would you give it? Out of five?
Oh, that’s easy. I’d give it six.
I said out of five.
Whatever.
There you have it. The first junior dude review. Six dudes out of five. The little dudes loved it and highly recommend it.
– Richard
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it’s almost miraculous that Night at the Museum is beating Terminator in the box office