Oy, chocolate hangover. I didn’t even know you could get those. Maybe it has more to do with my aging body than the 97 pounds of chocolate and peanut butter and soft squishy things I’m hoping were candy that I consumed. I don’t know, but I’ve certainly got the head and stomach that says I’m [...]
Entries from November 2008
Halloween: The Aftermath
October 31st, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids, A Dude's Guide to Life
Tags: Aftermath·Chocolate·Doorbells·dude·Dude's·Flashing Lights·Free Stuff·Futuristic Soldier·Goggles·Hangover·Helmet·Immortality·Lark·Mutual Friend·Nice Surprise·Oy·Peanut Butter·Rubber Knife·Sirens·Steve Martin·Stomach
You Don’t Dress Up, You Don’t Go Out
October 30th, 2008 · No Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids, A Dude's Guide to Life
If there’s one thing I don’t like about Halloween, it’s answering my door and finding teenagers not wearing costumes standing there with their hands out for candy. Seriously, dudes, without a costume you’re just begging.
The spirit (hah! Spirit! Get it?) of Halloween is found in the costumes the kids and adults dress up in and [...]
Tags: Action Hero·Candy·Candy Teens·Costumes·Delusion·Demon·dude·Dude's·Gorilla·Great Time·Halloween·Halloween Costume·Inner Geek·Little Kids·Love Candy·Mask·Monk·Robe·Star Wars·Star Wars Character·teenager·teenagers·Time Honored Tradition·Viola
On A Mission From God
October 29th, 2008 · 2 Comments · A Dude's Guide to Kids
Get out the pumpkins and bring on the flashing knives. Halloween is getting closer and I’m in hog heaven (without, you know, all the slop and mud and oinking. So, maybe not hog heaven, but a happy place) over the choices my two oldest little dudes have made for their Halloween costumes. They’re going as [...]
Tags: Blues Brothers·Bob Marley·Cigarettes·Disney Cartoon·dude·Dude's·Elwood Blues·Farces·Full Tank·Halloween·Halloween Costumes·Hog Heaven·Jake And Elwood·Jimmy Buffet·Knives·Mud·Pay It Forward·Pg 13·Pumpkins·Slop·Sunglasses·Teen Sex
