A Dude’s Guide

The Angel of Pet Death has hit my house so often, I’m afraid I’m going to have to apply for a zoning change so my backyard can double as a cemetery. I cannot tell you the number of animals we’ve buried back there. No, really. I literally can’t tell you the number, but that’s because [...]

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As much as I was ready for summer to end and school to start, I still got run over by future nostalgia roaring through me like a, like a, well, something very fast. I got all teary eyed yesterday when I picked up the four kids from school and I realized that my baby was [...]

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Thank God there wasn’t a flickr, or a twitter, or a facebook or, really, the internet when I was growing up. I can just imagine the utter humiliation I’d still be enduring to this day because of something I thought was funny at the time and threw out to the public. These things will come [...]

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