I still remember the seven dirty words you can’t say on television. Growing up as a young dude, I remember being huddled around an actual record player — needle and vinyl and all — and laughing my butt off with my friends as George Carlin proceeded to blow our young minds.
Over the years, I’ve stolen homaged so many of Carlin’s routines for my little dudes. They don’t know it, but a lot of the stuff they’ve laughed at came — at least in part — from George Carlin. You might not have agreed with his politics or his views on religion, but, by golly, you couldn’t help but laugh. When that dude was on, he was the funniest thing on the planet.
George Carlin is dead and suddenly the world doesn’t seem as funny any more.
– Richard
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So, what are the 7 words????
Well, we try to run a family-friendly blog here. So, if you really want to know just drop by another comment and I’ll e-mail them to you. For now, I’ll try a family-friendly version: one is fecal, two is urinary, three is another word for intercourse, four is more vaginal, five involves the inhalation of male chickens, six involves maternal relations of a very specific kind, and seven is mammary in nature. Now, get your mind firmly in the gutter and go with it.