So, every once in a while I like to look at some of the search terms that bring people to our site. Frankly, if you don’t discount the hentai (look it up. Although, really? Don’t. Seriously. You don’t want to know.) and tentacle searches, it’s a little frightening. (and why those come here? I hope I never find out.) Still, I thought you’d appreciate a little look behind the scenes at what brings people here.
It seems as if our association with CharlotteSmartyPants.com is a good thing. People have been looking up that awesome website and finding their way to the poor, impoverished website you see before you. Hi, CharlotteSmartyPants readers. We love you!
We’ve also got a couple that I have absolutely no idea how they got here. The first is “killingmywebkinz.com.” I mean, not only is my smallest dude a huge webkinz fan, I — who once fervently prayed for the demise of a certain purple dinosaur — even have nothing against them. Yet, here search terms bring them. Eh. Maybe it’s telling me I need to think up a suitably horrible demise. The other is “bad rolling stones songs.” Question: Are there any such things? I think not. Clearly, some people have done way too much drugs in their past.
Finally, we’ve got people looking for euphemisms for farting. I blame Barry for that one. That’s really all I can say without violating the court order.
– Richard
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